Monday, October 13, 2014


When you score you don't celebrate with 

the manager, 
you celebrate with somebody far more important...



Father Zlatan takes team-mates under his wing

Sometimes a player will run to the bench to celebrate with their manager, but last night the Sweden had somebody far more important in the dugout to be hugged by...

Super Zlatan is everybody's here in Sweden...

Zlatan looked like a proud father as goalscorers Zengin and Durmaz rushed over to the big man for some affection from Sweden's greatest ever footballer.
Ibrahimovic was on the bench as his national side beat Liechtenstein 2-0 last night, continuing his battle to get back to full fitness after picking up an injury with his club side PSG.
Although the game was always one Sweden would have been expected to win comfortably, the Liechtenstein stand-in goalkeeper Cengiz Bicer did his best to make sure there was to be no upset on the cards.
It's never nice to see a keeper make a high profile error that ultimately costs his country any chance of victory but when a mistake is this bad you just need to laugh about it... if you don't you'll probably cry.

Santi Cazorla's guide to being the happiest man in the world

Mesut Ozil injured? No problem, here's how YOU can be the happiest man in the world... well, second happiest
     Santi Cazorla: The happiest man in the world
Happiness comes from within, it spreads out like the branches of a tree, and in Santi Cazorla's case, it might be a little bonsai tree, but it's still a pretty great tree.
Santi Cazorla is always happy, he's never down.
Even when he heard the news of Mesut Ozil's injury, he simply brewed a small pot of aromatic Haitian coffee, sat down on his modest two-seater sofa, and cracked a smile. Because he knew that everything was going to be alright.
And if that's the sort of life you want to lead, here's the happy person's guide to being Santi Cazorla.

Smile, even when Lukas Podolski is trying to work you 
into a product placement opportunity
...and he's not even offering to give you a cut of the profit

Smile, even when you turned up to training...
...but Arsene Wenger said everyone could have the day off

Smile, even when you're being chopped down in the 
middle of a graceful run...
Santi Cazorla of Arsenal is challenged
...because they are all caterpillars, and you are a butterfly
Smile, even when Aaron Ramsey won't give you the ball
because one day Spain will play Wales in a friendly, and it'll be him who won't be getting the ball
Smile, even when a referee unleashes his white spray all 
over your face
Referee Jonathan Moss gets into difficulty with his vanishing spray as Arsenal's Santi Cazorla gets an unexpected covering
..even though it stings your eyes


Wayne Rooney signs new record-breaking Manchester 

United contract? Transfer gossip and rumours from 

Sunday's papers



Kerching! Rooney would become the highest-paid star in Premier League history
The January transfer window has slammed shut for another year.
Clubs are now stuck with their squads until the summer, but that won't stop them eyeing up other players and plotting their next moves.
Get the latest transfer news, gossip and rumours from the Daily Mirror and plenty more newspapers and websites below.

Transfer gossip and news from the Sunday Mirror:

Manchester United's chase for Ilkay Gundogan and Marco Reus has been boosted by Dortmund's interest in buying back Shinji Kagawa.
Everton confident on Gerard Deulofeu stay, despite loan interest from AC Milan.
New Fulham manager Felix Magath is a paranoid, sadistic control freak hated by his players, says Bayern Munich chief Uli Hoeness.
Pablo Zabaleta desperate for friend Leo Messi to join him at City and claims Barca star has already asked about Manchester life.

Transfer gossip and news from the Sunday People:

Dani Alves blasts Manchester City, claiming you can't buy Barcelona's class.
Alan Pardew on the brink after losing backing of Newcastle players, PLUS Mike Ashley sell rumours grow.
Liverpool and Everton scouting Levante keeper Keylor Navas.

Transfer gossip and rumours from other newspapers and websites:

Xavi has told Manchester City that Leo Messi is after them in this week's Champions League tie. (The Sun on Sunday)
Arsenal are lining up a move for Morgan Schneiderlin to replace Mikel Arteta. (Sun on Sunday)
Micah Richards is set to leave Manchester City this summer in a £8million deal. (Sun on Sunday)
Wayne Rooney has signed a new contract at Manchester United, keeping him at the club until 2018. (Sun on Sunday)
Patrice Evra has earned a one-year contract extension at Manchester United after reaching 25 appearances this season, triggering a clause in his deal. (Sunday Times)
Fulham say Rene Meulensteen has NOT been sacked, despite bringing in Felix Magath as manager. (Sunday Telegraph)

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